I made a cartoon!

Very excited to announce the arrival of “Skill Me Now”, my very first cartoon series!

I collaborated with Mondo Media, makers of “Happy Tree Friends”, scoring Carlos Alazraqui to narrate. He’s from “Reno 911” and did the voice of Rocko in “Rocko’s Modern Life”. Long time friend Patty Guggenheim joined in, she’s been featured in the Will Ferrel movie “Casa De Mi Padre” lately, as well as on “Funny or Die” presents. Finally the whole thing was animated by Lowbrow Studios, the folks behind the majority of College Humor’s animations as well as “College University”.

LOTS of talented people came together to make this real. Give it a watch and a share if you please!

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May 28, 2012 · 12:20 pm

Facebook Will Fall When New York City Falls

I’ve been hearing a lot of doubt in Facebook’s future lately with the IPO hitting the market today.The number one thing I’ve heard cited to dismiss FB’s staying power? MySpace. I don’t think that’s very relevant anymore. Here’s how I view Facebook and why I think it is going to take a seismic shift to crumple the site to ruins.

In the context of the World Wide Web I think of Facebook as a city and each profile as an apartment. 900 million people moved into Facebook city apartments over the last few years and we’ve been amassing a huge pile of stuff in each unit. It’s not the best apartment ever but it sure is nicer than our last places, those little holes-in-the-wall instant messenger profiles or MySpace. This apartment has all we could ever need (unlimited storage, endless entertainment) but might not have everything we want (more control, privacy). This place has got big windows and a pretty clean design.

For some this is their first online home, one they feel lucky to have at all, I like to think of how many families stay in the same house for the majority of their lives. That’s how I think Facebook will be for a section of society. Others who have been on many other social services may be tempted to move out of the apartment to a slightly nicer place with an even more modern, simple, clean design… but all of their pictures are up and we’ve got a lot of memories ingrained into the place, so there’s no real incentive.  If only those apartments in Google Plus city were built a few years ago before we all chose this neighborhood. Now almost a year after Google Plus city opened it’s doors to the public, some have moved from Facebook, some have taken up a second residence, but most have stayed.

Our neighbors are our friends, and it’s a pretty lively neighborhood, even if they can get snoopy at times. Maybe one day some of the neighbors will move and the neighborhood will clear out but there are always more neighbors moving into the block, so it will take a great deal of people to start a trend.

We don’t have to pay rent but we do have to put up with ads. They’re all over Facebook city and most people have tuned them out by now. Usually the ad alone are not invasive enough to make us leave. We do not own the apartment, and that upsets some people. We can’t make major modifications to it beyond swapping out the picture frames and in very specific places or changing the name on our mailbox.

Some people don’t like that they cannot be a homeowner and they get upset that they are at the mercy of their landlord when it comes to sudden construction and redesigns. The landlord seems to barge in quite often, fixing a few issues, updating a few things stylistically but always leaving a handful of problems outstanding. We can call on the landlords to repair something but they’re very busy and usually don’t answer.

I think Facebook is to New York City as Google Plus is to Chicago, Twitter is to Los Angeles, Pinterest is to San Francisco and Detriot is to Myspace. Looking at other major social cities out there, the landlord and ownership problems remain. Still, to have an online home, you are not relegated to an apartment in these cities. You can go for a house or personal website in the suburbs of the Internet, one which you own completely. Still, with that ownership and control, you’ll be less connected to the cities and will have very few, if any, neighbors. The house’s construction is also in your hands, if you do not have an abundance of money or you cannot code, you can’t build the perfect house. Suburb living will cost you too, without advertisements paying for your stoage you have to pay mortgage or property tax in the form of domain hosting.

Pushing this analogy further, I think Facebook will fail just as easily as New York City might fail. Other cities will grow, but people will stay in the big one because hey, they like the sense that they’re part of something big and they’re willing to put up with housing annoyances to stay there.

Was I ever enamored with MySpace? No. I was on it and I hated it.  It was broken, slow and annoying. Facebook was in order, fast and fun. It still is. I think we’re beyond a MySpace sized fall at this point, the city was too new, too focused on the failing music industry and other promoted content. Facebook has been smart enough to not bet their stakes on friend generated content a wide variety of popular features through their API. As they are now integrated into the world’s top sites, any transition we see away from Facebook will be a slow one, like the rise and fall of major cities.

Some who think Facebook will fail may be of the mindset social media outlets like Facebook, no matter what site they are, will fail. “I kind of think it’s annoying and a major case of TMI.” A coworker told me. “The only useful thing about it is as a directory so you can locate people from your past.” To those I say, social media will fail when social living fails. When people stop living in communities, cohabitating college dorms, talking to their families or keeping friends, going out with coworkers or neighbors. As long as these relationships are important to us and we have access online, social media will be around.

In that case, I consider social media to be equivalent to a country. Countries can fail, but it takes a revolution and those are hard to come by when the people are content. Countries like Social Media come with ideologies and politics that are ever changing and are subject to other republics (email, search) around them pushing and pulling boundaries. General opinion can shift, we’ve seen centuries where monarchies were accepted as the model structure for country organization, yet a few millennia of invasions and regime changes later, here we are in America with democracy. Once everyone is on board with an ideology, resources are poured into making it work and change to another mode of thinking can take hundreds of years. Generations help those changes take place.

Maybe you say that change is hyper fast on the internet, but I say that change is slowing. I recommend this map of the internet from XKCD, last updated almost two years ago. http://xkcd.com/802/ We have the world (world wide web) and with that are countries of social, email, video, blogs, chat and games. With the addition of search, shopping, music and maybe a little more news this map would be close to perfect.  Within the country of social media, we have the cities of social services, each with their own industry and main export.

Not much has changed on the map in the past two years has it? What would that map look like two years before, in 2008? Drastically different. It’s possible to be over confident, over patriotic to the country (social media) you identify with, but I think if enough people get behind an idea, it is extremely hard to kill. Just take religion. We have all of these establishments dedicated to religion and they help ensure it’ll stick around. Will big brands leave their millions of Facebook fans in the next five years? Probably not. Will 900,000,000 Facebookers just up and leave their photo albums and message histories for something slightly better? Probably not.

If I see a service that can quickly transfer all of your status updates and photos to another network as well as keep your Facebook friends’ updates streaming to this new network, then I’ll worry. That does not exist yet. And so confident in Facebook’s future I remain.

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Writin up a storm

I’ve been reviewing video games and writing various articles in my spare time at ABC!

Should You Buy a 3DS?

Super Mario 3DS Review

Zelda: Skyward Sword Review

Angry Birds Opens Its First Store

11 Things You Didn’t Know About 11/11/11

I’ve got tons left to do, expect breakdowns for Sonic: Generations, Mario Kart 7, Zumba Fitness 2, Dance Central 2, Twister Mania and some others coming soon.

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A Nice Day for a… Reddit Wedding


I’ve been a bit distracted with my own wedding last month, but I’m back on the scene with a big new story, filled with internet ridiculousness. This weekend, my cousin was married in Michigan and the photo above was taken by a friend of mine. I seeded it to Reddit and scored the number 1 slot on their site for somewhere around 7 hours, tallying up over a million photo views on imgur so far, when combined with an album of the events. ABC News, The Daily Mail, MSN, Inside Edition, The Daily What and Buzzfeed made features of the story, a solid first day back from honeymoon if I say so myself!

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Dan Milano is Hired!

5 months of sweet, sweet premarital unemployment have passed and while I had the opportunity to pair with many-a-company, ABC News was the group to snatch me up. I am employed, spread the news that I soon will be spreading the… news! Position begins October 10th.

Hey New Yorkers! I’ve moved away from Los Angeles to seek employment betwixt your fabled concrete walls. Check out my resume here and add me to your team if you’re looking for someone experienced to speak for your company through social media!

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Google+ vs Google-

With all that “moving to another side of the country” business out of the way, I released a few new shorts into the world. The first is pretty goofy, featuring toasting a marshmallow with a powerdrill. The second is a parody of Google+ which has gained some traction, including a WIRED feature today! Make sure to watch the original Google+ intro video here, then move forward and check out our take on it.

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Casting Obama Impersonator Reggie Brown

A few weeks ago, Obama Impersonator Reggie Brown attainted international noteriety as the world’s top Obama impersonator following a performance at the RLC GOP conference. I helped bring him to Tongal.com for this commercial, produced by Binaca and Team Tiger Awesome. Now playing on Wooden Nickel Shorts. *Dies of link over exposure*

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